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Perfidious Albion

Why have the Iranians attacked British bases in Cyprus and Diego Garcia, but not in… Britain? Also, why is Lynette doing that thing with her mouth?

If you can strip out the warhead from a Khorramshahr missile, you can get a lot of range out of it, and shoot it at Diego Garcia Island in British Indian Ocean Territory. You might not be able to actually hit Diego Garcia Island, of course, and your missile might end up at the bottom of the Indian Ocean or blown up by an American air defence missile. …

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